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Signature:
Robert W. Mann

Name:
Robert W. Mann

City or Town:
Deerfield

State, province or region:
New Hampshire

Biography:
I was born in 1935 in California to mixed Chilean-Hungarian immigrants. During a childhood spent picking cotton and grapes I learned the American values of hard work and the Gypsy dances so necessary to success as a politician these days. Attending evening classes while working two jobs in Detroit and Cincinnati, I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree in forensic cooking, a masters of gastronomic taxonomy, culminating with a doctorate of Bio-Economics with a minor in coal extraction techniques. After leaving school, I earned the respect of my peers by volunteering for medical studies on the effects and cures of communicable diseases such as Rhyss-Chrombo Silesia, and Morgan's Thrombo-verticularia. While the long term effects of these contributions is unknown, the pharmo-linguistic industry remains grateful for these ground breaking efforts.
I am now turning my attention to the political realm, concerned that the emerging aero-morphological culture will undercut the diverse solidarity that has for so long maintained our country. I ask for your support in my bid to scale the big one and return the all American virtues of a thoughtful benison to an out of control governmental hibernia.