Why I'm voting for Sarah

What's a little more global mass murder (aka war, torture, etc.... you know the drill), a little less democracy (federalized control of elections, enriching the privatized e-voting industry, handing over the vote count to the silent and anonymous partners behind the unscrupulous e-voting industry, stolen elections, voter suppression, etc.... you know the drill), what's a little more raping and pillaging of the American nation (governmental takeover of finance infrastructure, corporate control of the entire federal government, federalization of home ownership itself, you know the drill....), when we can amuse ourselves for the next "16" years with the best SNL we've had in years?